The first 650 comments or so were great...

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 01/17/2015 at 22:28 • Filed to: None

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But nothing lasts forever...and this is the front page of a Gawker site we're talking about.

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StingrayJake > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/17/2015 at 22:37

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Commie bastard.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/17/2015 at 22:39

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This is what happens when little corners of the internet get more exposure. More burners, more crazies, more faux-outrage.

yamahog > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/17/2015 at 22:40

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lololololol

#notallheirs

CTSenVy > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/17/2015 at 22:43

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So you're not going to recommend the comment? He seemed so friendly in a psychotic youtube commenter way.

VonBelmont > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/17/2015 at 22:43

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Context?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CTSenVy 01/17/2015 at 22:43

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I will, actually.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > VonBelmont 01/17/2015 at 22:44

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Click the link.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > VonBelmont 01/17/2015 at 22:44

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License plate post.

VonBelmont > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/17/2015 at 22:50

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Honestly, it's kind of a bizarre thing to take offense to, given the rest of the paragraph.

Et tu, Hellcat? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/17/2015 at 22:50

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Might've found the owner of the plate...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > VonBelmont 01/17/2015 at 22:54

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I noticed. He could've chosen to go after so many other things (I just got my first "YOU JEALOUS BRO" comment, which I was expecting a flood of) and he chose that assumption I made, which I admitted was an assumption and nothing more.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > VonBelmont 01/17/2015 at 22:57

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I bet that person inherited a bunch of money and doesn't work, gets shit for it all the time. Or has a similar vanity plate, paid for with inheritance money of course.

VonBelmont > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/17/2015 at 23:07

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I'm guessing he's the owner of the car, but doesn't want to say it.

You are, literally, right on the money: Inheritance is a fairly common reason for douchey purchases. My mom comes from a very Poupony background, and let's just say her sister has made some bizarre....choices with her share of the money (coughPinkBentleycough). I honestly would be surprised if he actually has a day job.

VonBelmont > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 01/17/2015 at 23:09

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Plot twist: He bought the plate itself with inherited money.

shop-teacher > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/17/2015 at 23:43

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There's always one douche-nozzle on the FP. Mine was something like, "Jesus Christ, learn how to use a fucking comma you stupid fuck!" I just left the prick in grey-hell.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Et tu, Hellcat? 01/17/2015 at 23:46

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No kidding.

yamahog > yamahog 01/17/2015 at 23:51

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OMG HE MAD BRO

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/bla-psychobabb…

StingrayJake > shop-teacher 01/18/2015 at 00:04

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Somebody once said I was a blind sheep and called me "citizen" over and over. I checked some of his recent comments and I learned he considered himself a militant liberal and that anybody who disagreed with him was a "citizen" —- I guess because they were ignorant?

Stef Schrader > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/18/2015 at 04:25

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I would've left him in the grey, and then farted.

Farts bring such relief.

shop-teacher > StingrayJake 01/18/2015 at 08:41

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That's a wierd one.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Stef Schrader 01/18/2015 at 09:42

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Why? It's fun to let other people view his rage.

Whitesmoke > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/18/2015 at 11:13

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Not to run this into the ground, but this is the same discussion that gave us "Nimitz Class Douche Canoe" and made the world a better place in which to live. I cannot wait to get to work tomorrow and share that with my workmates. This leaker's comments about "typical liberal bullshit" don't even make a dent in that. And since I am an atypical liberal, that's no bullshit.